Up in the sky - it is a bird? No wait...a boy? A BAT BOY!
From the Weekly World News comes the first ever Bat Boy figurine! Discovered in cave by scientists, Bat Boy struggles to find his place in the world…more specifically a strong branch to hang from. He loves chocolate covered mosquitoes, long walks at night, and YOU! Give him a good home...but keep the pets away from him. Also, keep hands away from Bat Boy's mouth - HE BITES! In fact...it may be best just to leave him in the package.