Up in the sky - it is a bird? No wait...a boy? A BAT BOY!
From the Weekly World News comes the first ever Bat Boy Wacky Wobbler! Discovered in cave by scientists, Bat Boy struggles to find his place in the world…more specifically a strong branch to hang from. He loves chocolate covered mosquitoes, long walks at night, and YOU! Give him a good home...but keep the pets away from him. Also, keep hands away from Bat Boy's mouth - HE BITES! In fact...it may be best just to leave him in the package.